Me: What's that sme-smoke. Someone smoked in the elevator.
Joseph looked at me.
"I hate smokers!" on the second thought I corrected myself, "I hate inconsiderate smokers."
I was thinking about the rude smokers who would spit on ground, blow smoke onto your face, dump ashes from their balcony and smoke indoors when you, assuming a non-smoker, are present.
Two seconds later I took back what I said with, "No. I hate all smokers because THEY DON'T CONSIDER THE PLANET!"
I expressed myself so agitatively even I was a little bummed at how I acted. All he could say was "Okay... Do you believe I smoke shisha?"
*facepalms* *headwall* *jumpfloor* <--- Yesimadethisphraseupmyselfitmaybelamebutit'swaycoolerthantheword"lala". Whatastupidword.