She wanted to come over my place, a bungalow in J.B. Came over, insulted my clothes, tortured my hamster whose name was Booker-T. Yeah, I watched a lot of WWF last time with my brother and my hamster was black, the same species as Zohan. You don't wanna know how it died.
I'LL TELL YOU ANYWAYS.
I brought it to Singapore by keeping it in my pocket. I know I shouldn't have but I was 10 and I missed him so very much every time I was in class. The first time was fine but a guy named Aziz who was the class monitor threatened to tell on me unless I brought Booker-T to school again for him to see.
I was so naive, that's a nice word for stupid. So I did. I named him Booker-T 'cus he would bite sometimes such a hustler like that wrestler. Finally that asshole Aziz saw him, after school I went to a stationery shop behind my school (Fuchun Primary) and without realizing till minutes later he fell out.
I ran back and looked for him, gave the staff my number to dial when they found him. Two days later I was told he bit the air-conditioning cable and got electrocuted to death. OMG. I KNOW. I'M A MURDERER IT WAS ALL MY FAULT. I bought another hamster a few months later.
What was I even talking about in the first place? Right, that inconsiderate girl. She went into my room, checked my clothes by flipping it out of my closet and I had to nicely fold them and place them back into the drawers.
Pointless stories I tell. I'm just merely beating around to bush to say I have a decoy Facebook account. Just for my family members, relatives, family friends and losers.
I've been clearing quite a lot of people out from my actual account. People I don't know/forgotten/never met/felt awkward knowing what I do. There's this persistent aunty, who's a very, very nice and beautiful woman of God that kept on adding me despite rejecting her several times. I LOVE HER BUT... I just can't have her seeing me swear or cuss or upload photos that... isn't so Christian?
No. I'm not guilty of sinning. I simply find it weird having relatives on my social-networking account. So with this inactive, dubious account I will add all those who I have rejected. Don't call me mean, just like how you would behave appropriately in front of your in-laws/BF or GF's parents and have fun with your friends. Would consider yourself being fake?
Manners. If I were disrespectful I wouldn't bother doing this and block them. Whatever la, I hate doing fake things just for my own privacy. Had to make a fake blog to keep my mom off this one and now a f-ing account for my relatives and family friends.